Pandemic — are you game?
It started in January
Or possibly November
I just know that it’s something
I’ll always remember.
So many ways to play this NEW GAME
WHAT the hell is it?
And WHO is to blame?
I heard it was bats.
No, no, that’s fake news.
It was leaked from a weapons lab
Funded by Jews.
Nah, it wasn’t created
By this human race
It arrived on a meteorite
From somewhere in space
It’s all part of a genius DEEP STATE PLOT
I have all the links in several Word docs
It’s clear that the markets were about to tank
Now they’ll blame the RONA instead of the banks.
No man you’re wrong
That’s not THE plan….so
Let me give you the lowdown
From ONE in the KNOW
It’s a magical feat that will BRING DOWN THE BANKERS.
THE PEDOS!! THE SEX RINGS! THE LIBERALS! THE W%$*ERS!
Keyboard warriors have faith, you’ve walked a long road
CELEBRITIES PANIC. TALKING IN CODE
Me? I don’t really care how this all began.
I charge 10 times for toilet paper and 5 for hand san
They say money’s infected
Can’t you all see?
The roll out of a CASHLESS SOCIETY
It’s a CORPORATE TAKE OVER, the TECH GIANTS alone
Who do you think profits from us staying at home?
It’s bigger than that if you open your mind
It’s AI making it’s move on mankind.
The end of all work but don’t cry yippee
It’s the start of your life in the NEW SLAVERY
It’s the end of CAPITALISM! A new GOLDEN AGE
A world run by the FREE and the TRUE and the BRAVE
Sorry, but that one’s lost on me, mate.
Don’t worry my friend, it’s still not too late
People are dying. The next could be you.
It doesn’t ADD UP
It’s only THE FLU
Get out of the prison of your pre-programmed head
Get out your mask or we’ll both end up dead
Seriously, dude, you just gotta stop.
My wife is a medic, she’s ready to drop.
I now play lead guitar in an online band.
READ MY LAST 50 POSTS THEN YOU’LL UNDERSTAND
I’m telling you man, it’s like Logan’s Run
They want to KILL OFF THE OLD, leaving only the young
In all the statistics of the sick and the dying
You don’t even count if you’re above 69
Stay home. Stay safe. Wash your hands. Keep your nerve.
The LOCKDOWN SAVES LIVES. It will FLATTEN THE CURVE
It’s the end of FREE MOVEMENT
It all looks a lot like
COMMUNISM to me
Give us the chance to DIE FOR OUR NATION
Let us be a SACRIFICE for the next generation
For the good of the future, we will go down.
Our lives will mean something if we brave THE CROWN.
DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS, LEMMINGS AND SHEEPLE
It’s enough to make a man like me weeple….
With joy! With despair!
BLUE PILLERS beware!
It’s the END OF POVERTY, DISEASE WILL DISPERSE
JUSTICE AND PEACE
False flag in reverse
It’s a ruse to ROLL OUT THE KILLER 5G!
And FORCE VACCINATIONS to BIG PHARMA’S glee.
It’s an INTROVERT’S DREAM. It’s TIME FOR A REST.
Slow down. Learn Chinese. Read Infinite Jest.
Lockdown’s the socket
PLUG US INTO THE CLOUD
Merging minds with machines
No free thought allowed.
The moves have been made
The die has been cast
You think they’ll let us out
When the virus has passed????
I don’t trust the system
And I don’t trust you
Did I already mention MORE DIE FROM THE FLU?
TAINTED ADRENOCHROME! BILL GATES IS A MENACE!
Dear God take me back to the dolphins of Venice….
You guys with your plots and political manoeuvres
Can’t you see that it’s GAIA herself who will move us
THE PLANET has plotted the perfect solution
Just look at the sky and the lack of pollution!
It’s coming for us
I know in my bones
It will wipe us all out
We’ll have last rites by phone
Oh fellow earthlings!
The next evolutionary stage!
Can’t you feel the vibration?
Let’s smudge it with sage!
It’s a message from GOD to bring FAMILIES together
It’s just random chance — it will fade with the weather
It’s KARMA, a PUNISHMENT, a RECKONING, a WAR
It is a message from GOD but not that one, I’m sure.
IT WILL BRING US TOGETHER!
IT WILL TEAR US APART!
IT WILL FREE US! CONTROL US!
IT’S THE END! IT’S THE START!
The worse and the best of us.
All will be tested.
Well done, my friends.
You finally guessed it.